Dec 7, 2008

Who me ?

..........You are a thinker, philosopher and an idealist. You have an even nature with a clear and sound mind. You are jolly and charming. You may not be very forthcoming with your feelings towards other people. Friendship means the world to you. You work well in groups. You have a deep interest in the psychic and occult sciences. You strive to do a lot for the mankind, given your planets favor you. You are artistic. You are diplomatic and can get your views across without hurting anyone. You are sociable and talkative and good company. You are quick witted with a very good sense of humor. You make friends easily and have no trouble keeping them.

Holy Christ! What a pack of bloody lies! And one would wonder who actually 'buys' all this stuff? I was tempted enough to buy the software; see, it said such good things about me. Naah..an ego booster this, just a trick as old as the hills - said, my inner voice. Or wait a minute, the machine can't go wrong, its only 'computing' what its been fed! So, I checked and re-checked all the stuff that needed to be fed: my date of birth, place of birth and the time of birth. The place of birth also needed the exact longitude and latitude mentioned in degrees. Oh no! everything was right... Indeed, the output had to be an accurate one!


My dear friends, philosophers, guides and the permutations/combinations thereby possible with these three roles, as you all know by now, I am not blessed with most of the aforementioned qualities...well, almost!


Does the software have a bug then? Or is it coded with only positive vibrations? Or better still, is it scripted to 'build the right self-image' , to see themselves in a new light and not their own perceptions? Or come on, am i that good? BS, i say!


Mathematics can never deviate. Coded with only positive vibrations - almost next to impossible. Built to boost self-image -- why on earth would an astrology software do that! So, by the method of deductive reasoning, one may deduce that the only reason remaining would be this...The output is accurate and in keeping with the qualities of Vin2. And did i say Vin2? One may ask, "Vin2.. who?" Well, Vin2 is the alter ego of Vin, thats me, the one who is typing now. Is there a need for a formal introduction? Naaah..We all have read the qualities she's endowed with. Soon, she will have her own space...her own blog. Entry is free but restricted. Watch out, folks!

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Vin..this is Vin2:) Thanks for introducing me..That was indeed very flattering!! Hope u join me in creating my blog. If your readers are good to you, I will ensure them an entry pass to my blog...for now I have to be Anonymous..tata:)

Senorita said...

Dear Vin...this is perfect :)...I get the message loud and clear gurl...lead on...Hail Vin!!! & more power to Vin2!!!

Scrawler said...

ha ha...i loved this post!With vin1&vin2's permission..i vouch the aforesaid attributes!

i feel this is a shortcut to sawan's questionaire ;)

i'm a bit worried of my security here :D

JOSH said...

@Vin - You are lucky that you were able to identify Vin2, many people don't even till their death

Best wishes to Vin2

Vin said...

Vin2, the pleasure is all mine, gal:) definitely, i will help u in ur blog..i will also tell u who is to be trusted n who not to be!!
All The Best sweets:)
tata..

Vin said...

Senorita, thank u ...thank u...Vin & Vin2 r both bowing in all humility:) the excitement n power is indeed infectious!!

Vin said...

Scrawler, thank u, mam..u have no reason to worry at all..u r in best books..entry pass will be ready..Vin2 is also excited n all!!!

Vin said...

Josh, if the 'many ppl' means urself, then i have an advise for u, take a long hard look at ur inner self...after silencing ur pre-conceived notions of whats virtous n whats not...u will inevitably find ur Josh2...Be Truthful at least to urself...U owe that...Life isnt a game of 'Wow, look at me !!how well do i cheat my inner self n God??'

Fr Jerry said...

Hmm, Freud, Jung?? Vin 2 cannot then be Vin. Vin 2 can have qualities or attributes of Vin but still cannot be Vin. That means there are two and not one anymore.

Going further, Vin 1 precedes Vin 2. Then, where did Vin 1 go? Codes are always difficult to decipher when you don't belong to a particular group!

The Avenger !!! said...

hey shanni itni jaldi part 2??? are tere ek se hi mujhe darr lagta hai , part 2 se kya hoga ??? LOL.

me landing on saturday, call kar mujhe landline par wokay !!!

Vin said...

hehheheee...Fr. this is Vin2..she choses to manifest to make Vin handle reality..to make Vin happy...yes, there r 2 indeed..but we both feel we have more company :)

Vin said...

Abey Avenger ke bacche...main ekdum sweet si ladki hun or rahi baath Vin2 ki, she is amazing..Saturday ko usse milna, haan??? btw, there r many more parts to come...
landline bole tho..2822 #### ?? mail kar na..

sawan said...

ek vin ko handle nahi kar pa raha hu, abhi dusri vin aagayi! :( something like roadies auditions :-)

alright here.. good going.. m waiting eagerly to shake hands with vin2.

Vin said...

Sawan saar..vin2 is also eager to shake hands with u...btw, this is Vin2:)
from now on, i take control of this body..i will ensure she lives upto all the endowed qualities n her folks expectations:)
Wish u all the very best, guys!!

Scattered Thoughts... said...

hey.. I got an invitation to join the private blog but not sure if it was from vin 1 or vin 2.. :)

gurl you should make it clear and loud, as for now I think you keep on changing from vin1 to vin2 as per your convenience.. not fair.. hmmm

BTW, any specific reason to keep it private? though none of my business but just curious..

Vin said...

ST, Whats in a name?? will i be more if i become Vin2? will i be less if i stay the same??

Vin1, Vin2...Vin n..everything to cope with the many realities of life, if one feels devastated, the other takes control..ensuring smooth sailing..only now one form has chosen to reveal herself:)

hope u like her....btw, the invitation was by me: Vin1

ur curiosity is justified, i can say 'undesirable elements' not commenting here but getting it out on my mobile, my inbox, my friends network, etc

Karthik said...

Is this intended 2 abt in About me but ran out of spaces?? Well.. Welcome Vin erggggg Vin 2 to the Blogging world...

ANd nw my chance on equation, permutation, combination

No study=fail

fail=No study

add both the eqns

No study+study= fail+no fail

study(no+1)= fail(1+no)

cancel out

study=fail

Is it correct????

Vin said...

Karthik, u too!!
shouldn't eqn II be 'No fail = study' ?

good one, one more paper to go:):)

eqn I studies refers to textbook study before test, whereas eqn II refers to textbook or neighbors paper study during test, chari da ??

Scattered Thoughts... said...

Hey vin, nothing in name.. and agree with the taking control when feeling confounded or devastated but I was looking at the other side.. like the split personality thing, where one can easily blame all of the unwanted acts to the other personality :)) hah.. side effect of watching so many bollywood movies :)

BTW, look at www.textguard.com it will help you in keeping unwanted people out, if you have a compatible phone :)

Vin said...

ST, hahhahhaaa..another grand example of my 'understanding' capacity, bechara kya bola aur mujhe kya samjha...God save the guy who marries me!!!

BTW, my phone aint compatible for textguard....i'm sorry abt the extra step to login..pls bear with me..i feel by next year, things will cool down n i will make it public :)

Scattered Thoughts... said...

LOL.. god bless him (your would be better half)

Karthik said...

ya eqn 2 was wrong.. and its not Sari da.. its Sari ya da!!

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